Christmas Cocktails from Hell: The Brand is Always Wrong | How to Drink

The War on Christmas comes to cocktails in this twist on my ongoing "Customer is Always Wrong" series. We are loving our new high-quality Viski Glassware. If you want to pick some glasses for your own home bar use code HOWTODRINK15 for 15% OFF on all glasses and bar tools site wide - https://bit.ly/3Qy2qoT I have been using Drinkmate on the show for years! They are extending a special offer for HTD viewers of 20% off from now through December 31st. Just go to https://bit.ly/drinkmateusa and use code howtodrink at checkout. Don't forget to check out Curiada - https://bit.ly/shopspiritsatcuriada - for spirits you might not be able to find in your local liquor store. Check out the How to Drink Collection for bottles you see on the show. Viski: https://bit.ly/3Qy2qoT Drinkmate: https://bit.ly/drinkmateusa Curiada: https://bit.ly/shopspiritsatcuriada Twitch: http://bit.ly/2VsOi3d H2D2: http://bit.ly/YTH2D2 twitter: http://bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: http://bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Patreon: http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon Gear: https://amzn.to/2LeQCbW Coquito - https://youtu.be/-xMhXHj6yXU?si=24CjGtpSGFCfW5MB Egg Nog Review and taste test - https://youtu.be/KyG93WoVZFY?si=5C6eiGxQxpPZVM68 This disgusting egg nog is from hell - https://youtu.be/qiZwvJb73dI?si=8uipjqQ_FgzAUgul 00:00 - Holiday Cocktails 00:33 - Jameson's Merry Berry Punch 03:09 - Malibu Snow Colada 07:14 - Creamy Caramel Martini 10:14 - Rumchata Coquito 12:58 - Fig Negroni 16:13 - Holiday Cosmo 19:42 - A Christmas Miracle Jameson's Merry Berry Punch: Build in glass over ice 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Jameson Black Barrel 1 oz. or 30 ml. Ginger Beer 1 oz. or 30 ml. Cranberry Juice Squeeze of lemon Stir Top with 1 oz. or 30 ml. Club Soda Garnish with orange wheel and cranberries Malibu Snow Colada: Build in shaker 2 oz. or 60 ml. Malibu 2 oz. or 60 ml Sweetened Condensed Milk Splash of lime juice Crack ice into shaker Blend Pour into coconut rimmed glass Creamy Caramel Martini: Build in shaker 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Smirnoff Kissed Caramel .5 oz. or 15 ml. Butterscotch Liqueur Add ice and shake Strain into glass Drizzle with Caramel Garnish with Cherry Rumchata Coquito: 1 oz. or 30 ml. Rumchata Peppermint Bark 1 oz. or 30 ml. Rum Haven 1 oz. or 30 ml. Coconut Cream 1 oz. or 30 ml. Condensed Milk 1 oz. or 30 ml. Coconut Milk Add ice and shake Strain into glass Garnish with Cinnamon Fig Negroni: Build in mixing glass 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Campari 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Gin 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Fig infused vermouth Add ice and stir Strain into glass over ice Garnish with orange twist and cranberries Holiday Cosmo: Build in shaker 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Smirnoff Red, White & Merry .75 oz. or 22 ml. Lime Juice .5 oz. or 15 ml. Cranberry Syrup 2 dashes of Angostura Bitters 2 dashes of Orange Bitters Add ice and shake Strain into glass Slowly but surely, I'm starting a mailing list so that I'm not fully dependent on YT's algorithmized notifications system. If you'll sign up, I promise not to abuse your generosity, or sell your info to anyone. It's over on the blog right here: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Incredibly Awesome People who make this show possible! Dennis Groome Sean Makiney Zack Fasel Whiskey Tribe William Madrid Erik Språng Richard Rappuhn Nicholas Tsotakos Adam Doyle Todd Swain Bill Alex Bertrand Syy That One Guy Anne Sarah Chapin Jacob Scida Marcus Larsson Patrick Unger M W Heather Guillette Benjamin Birdsall Chris Psanis AmandaKay Eoheomili Joe GearOverlord Ray P. Matthew Klein Russell Pope Erik Stark Sephiroth Chad Jones Skye Storm Peter Green SyntheticEvil13 Kraig M HarpoTheMarx Xiwo Xerase Zack Alexander Mary Kinnaman Turtle_Man1982 Opt Trevor Hastey-Welch Stephen J Crim Martijn Bakkes Jeri Galvin Jordan Downey x808drifter