FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them. Background MC parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out Also I obviously skip a lot of details about certain topics in the vid, so if you are interested in learning more you can find the featured vids below: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t4ZFevBfjac https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x9zGMj75LmY https://www.tiktok.com/@connor.fisk/video/6836877329428385029 https://www.tiktok.com/@onlycatkeenan/video/7002644997313023237 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MwSwm8lwj_k https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eF5cypM-FhI #shorts #randomfacts #facts