The song "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! at the Disco tells the story of a wedding that turns chaotic when it is revealed that the groom's bride may have engaged in promiscuous behavior. The narrator, who is at the wedding, can't help but chime in with the line "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" as he observes the drama unfolding. The lyrics suggest that it's better to approach difficult situations with poise and rationality rather than getting caught up in the chaos. The acoustic version by Austin Jones, maintains the same meaning and story as the original version.
