The song Yankee Doodle Never Went To Town by Billie Holiday is a humorous retelling of the traditional American folk song. Holiday pokes fun at the story of Yankee Doodle, a character who is depicted as a patriotic everyman in American popular culture. However, Holiday's version reveals that the story of Yankee Doodle was nothing more than a fairy tale. Contrary to popular belief, Yankee Doodle was not a tall, skinny man who rode a pony into town. In fact, he was a short, fat man who didn't even own a pony. Holiday's lyrics describe Yankee Doodle's failed attempts to leave town, highlighting the absurdity of the original story. Despite his lack of transportation and unflattering appearance, Yankee Doodle remains a beloved figure in American culture. Ultimately, the song serves as a humorous critique of the way in which American history and folklore are often romanticized and distorted for the sake of national pride.