"Dan's Diss Track" is a song by Dan Howell, also known as danisnotonfire, a popular YouTuber and internet personality. In this song, Dan roasts himself and pokes fun at various aspects of his own personality, appearance, and career. The lyrics are filled with self-deprecating humor and sarcastic remarks. Dan starts off by sarcastically commenting on how he took a break from uploading videos and came back with a tag that no one actually tagged him in. He then proceeds to make fun of his own physical appearance, stating that he looks freakishly tall like a noodle, has outdated hairstyles, and a posh voice. He also jokes about his procrastination in making videos and his fear of being judged. He mockingly suggests that the only reason he gets views is because he's a white guy that people ship with his friend, referencing the popular concept of shipping in the fandom. Dan continues to mock various aspects of his life, including his failed law degree, his lack of originality in jokes, his short-lived veganism, and his struggles with his own identity and sexuality. He even teases himself about being secretly a furry, but clarifies that he's joking. Towards the end of the song, Dan expresses his emotions by jokingly saying he'll go masturbate and cry into a slice of pizza. He also mentions other YouTubers and ends the song by inviting viewers to subscribe to his channel and leave their reactions. Overall, the song is meant to be a comedic and self-aware diss track where Dan playfully roasts himself and embraces his flaws and insecurities, while also connecting with his audience.
