First of all, respect to all the lovable meaty bosses in all the crisis zones Thanks and props to all the hobby-star chefs Everyone who already knows what my body likes Anyway, every household is a burden That man and woman would like to avoid But today is dinner time, it's Dende time With me and candlelight, instead of beer and Camel Light Young boys who tell old jokes Are like dogs barking, because they have nothing to bite It's going well for me, but it's just a matter of time For support, please make Ratatouille Or even better, make Joko and Melzer Food Porn Baby, a photo to become a world star Dingsdagram doesn't make me a gourmet I probably need to go out, maybe I need a tour! As a man, I don't even believe in last chances I learned to cook from Toni L and Action Bronson Thank goodness our knives are so dull Baby, look, I shrunk the food Pasta without bite, that's just called Al Dente But maybe I have other talents The most beautiful experience since near-death exists: I am so finished, finished like Miraculi.
