The song "Magazine" by Editors appears to criticize the concept of image maintenance and the manipulation of public perception. The lyrics depict a scenario where someone is being told how to present themselves, as if following instructions from a magazine. The line "You've got an image to keep safe, Bitten nails stay clean" suggests that one must maintain a flawless appearance, even if it means hiding their true feelings or flaws. The song also emphasizes the idea of projecting power and dominance through talking aggressively and forcefully. The lines "Now talk the loudest with a clenched fist, Top of a hit list, gag a witness" and "It takes a fat lip to run a tight ship" imply that one must assert themselves and silence opposition to maintain control and authority. Furthermore, the lyrics suggest that celebrity and fame can lead to a distorted sense of self-importance. The lines "Flash your winning smile, Let your eyes work the room, These people are here for you, You're the bride, you're the groom" indicate that individuals may believe they are the center of attention and demand constant admiration from others. Towards the end of the song, the repeated phrase "It don't mean a thing" suggests that despite all the effort put into maintaining this image and exerting dominance, it ultimately holds no real value or significance. Overall, "Magazine" seems to criticize the superficiality and shallowness of the modern media and celebrity culture, encouraging listeners to question and challenge the notion of constructing and maintaining an artificial image.