"Alfred's Theme" is a song by Eminem from his album "Music to Be Murdered By". The song features Eminem reflecting on his career, addressing critics, and showcasing his lyrical skills. In the first verse, Eminem references the COVID-19 pandemic and the precautions he takes, such as disinfecting the microphone with a Lysol wipe. He also mentions his success in the music industry and dismisses criticisms of his work. The second verse highlights Eminem's rap skills and his ability to deliver explicit and controversial lyrics. He references his song "My Name Is" by mentioning Billie Eilish, a popular contemporary artist. The verse also includes wordplay and puns. The third verse starts with Eminem mentioning EPMD, a hip-hop duo, and Dr. Dre, his mentor and collaborator. He expresses his longevity in the music industry, emphasizing that he is still relevant and on top of his game. The fourth verse contains more wordplay, as Eminem compares himself to Santa Claus and raps about sexual acts. He also discusses his dedication to his craft, claiming that he is willing to practice law to fight for what he believes in. The fifth verse touches on his aggressive style and sets a violent and intense tone. Eminem compares himself to a serial killer and asserts his dominance as a rapper. He also mentions his success and financial status. In the sixth verse, Eminem mocks other rappers who claim to be tough or hardcore but lack the skills to back it up. He boasts about his own abilities and warns his competitors that they won't be able to match his talent. The seventh verse continues Eminem's wordplay and showcases his lyrical dexterity. He reflects on his career and the challenges he has faced, comparing himself to a trey deuce gun and asserting his superiority as an artist. In the final verse, Eminem references Alfred Hitchcock, the famous film director, and emphasizes his intent to lyrically dissect and destroy his opponents. He promises a bloody and violent outcome, using graphic language to describe his lyrical prowess. Overall, "Alfred's Theme" is a showcase of Eminem's lyrical skills, wordplay, and ability to create vivid and provocative imagery. The song touches on themes of success, criticism, dominance, and self-expression.