"Can I Bitch" is a diss track by Eminem targeting the rapper Canibus. The song tells the story of Eminem's encounter with Canibus and their subsequent feud. It begins with Uncle Marshall (a reference to Eminem himself) being asked to tell a bedtime story and then diving into the narrative. The song starts by describing Canibus as a rapper who was about to gain fame but had an unsuccessful album release. Eminem references Canibus' fans being misled by his nerdy hip-hop persona and his ambition to make money. However, Eminem mocks Canibus, suggesting he should paint his buttocks as a way to gain attention. Eminem then challenges Canibus to face him in a battle, insulting him with derogatory language and mocking his rap style. He refers to Canibus as Stanibus, implying he is a fan obsessed with Eminem's alter ego, Stan, and even mentions a fictional sister of Eminem named Marshall Mathers. The song continues with Eminem expressing his confusion about Canibus' actions. He recalls receiving letters from Canibus claiming respect and seeking acknowledgement. However, as the letters progress, it becomes clear that Canibus is becoming more obsessive and threatening. Eminem realizes that the letters contained a misunderstanding, as Canibus used the word "massage" instead of "message" and expresses his shock at the revelation of Canibus' homosexuality. Eminem contacts his mentor, Dr. Dre, informing him about the situation. The two decide to fly to Toronto to confront Canibus. They encounter various obstacles and run-ins, including a conflict with Jermaine Dupri and an encounter with Courtney Love. Finally, they locate Canibus, who appears to be undead but refuses to fight back during their altercation. Despite inflicting severe injuries, he keeps coming back for more. The song ends with an eerie conclusion. Just as Eminem believes Canibus has disappeared after falling off a bridge, a hand emerges from under the car. This hand is revealed to belong to Jermaine Dupri, indicating that the feud isn't over yet. Overall, "Can I Bitch" is a diss track that portrays Eminem's confrontation with Canibus, highlighting their intense rivalry in the world of hip-hop.
