"Don't Squeeze My Sharmon" is a country music song recorded by Ernest Tubb in 1966. The song tells a story about a guy named Sharmon who is the center of attention while dancing and drinking one Saturday night. The narrator, the protagonist of the song, is dancing with Sharmon when her boyfriend interrupts and warns him not to hold her so tightly. The narrator is attracted to Sharmon and describes her as a soft, gentle, and sweet person. Despite her boyfriend's warning, the narrator doesn't want to back down and insists that if Sharmon needs someone to squeeze her, it should be him. As the night progresses, chaos ensues when two other characters named Hank and big Harlan get into a fight. Amidst the commotion, someone yells out, and the lights go out, leaving the fate of the situation unknown. The song is a playful and lighthearted narrative that explores themes of jealousy, possessiveness, and bravado. It showcases the narrator's determination to pursue Sharmon despite her boyfriend's warning and the potential consequences of their actions. Overall, "Don't Squeeze My Sharmon" is a catchy country song that tells a story of a guy caught in a love triangle, adding an element of humor and entertainment to the lyrics.
