"Bad Santa" by GAWNE is a rap song that delves into a twisted and explicit reinterpretation of the traditional Santa Claus character. The lyrics are full of explicit language and controversial themes, so please be aware of that. The song starts off with Santa Claus addressing the listeners, proclaiming that they have been "naughty, naughty, naughty." He introduces himself as Santa Claus and uses derogatory language to refer to the audience. He then mentions someone named Syphilis, claiming that she is as bad as Saddam (Hussein), implying a negative association. Santa then mentions being on the naughty list for engaging in sexual activities, alluding to performing oral sex. He humorously suggests that he will engage in sexual activities with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer before delivering gifts. He further jokes about the North Pole's frozen condition and his financial success in comparison to gold diggers. The lyrics continue with Santa describing how he sneaks into homes unnoticed while children are asleep to deliver gifts under Christmas trees. Santa dismisses the idea of trick-or-treating, contrasting it with his preference for eating cookies like monsters from Sesame Street. The second verse takes a darker turn, with Santa dismissing the traditional gift list and jokingly claiming to steal from people's homes instead. He refers to himself as "Bad Santa" and mocks Mrs. Claus's physical appearance. Santa mentions needing new women and having sexual desires, suggesting he may steal vehicles to fulfill his desires. The bridge of the song briefly shifts focus to Santa's workshop and his hasty, demanding attitude towards his "little helpers." He refers to them as being in Smurf socks, indicating their small size. Santa appears frustrated with their speed and demands faster gift wrapping. A dialogue between Santa and an unknown character follows, where the other person questions Santa's rap skills and insults his weight. Santa defends himself, claiming his speed and efficiency in delivering presents. He mentions the stress of his job, hopping from London to Texas in one night. Santa ends the dialogue by criticizing his helper for questioning him. The song concludes with a repetition of the chorus, emphasizing Santa's characterization as a "bad Santa" who steals and engages in inappropriate sexual behavior. The lyrics also express Santa's dissatisfaction with his isolated life at the North Pole, longing for female companionship. Overall, "Bad Santa" is a satirical and explicit take on the traditional Santa Claus character, incorporating provocative and controversial themes into the lyrics.
