Lyrics: I'll tell you the true story of Bonnie and Clyde But I have two Bonnies, one four and one two Ride 'till we die? No, no Because I only take your life A wrong look or the wrong kind of ice cream is enough Sounds exaggerated maybe, but screw it My life was cruel enough, so better watch That you do what makes them smile Instead of sad eyes and anger Or you'll get the barrel in your mouth And you'll end up in the trunk, your blood on the shovel Because I'll hit you again before I dip your head in the pool And drown your corpse in a sack with stones in the river Because all I ever wanted was a happy family So don't play games here, or you'll be the flower and I'll be the bee I fulfill their every wish No matter the cost, and for whatever reason And she said she wants the pink one, the big one hanging up there So get it now Otherwise it might happen that I hit everything except the cans in target shooting I become a clown for the kids, not just in music videos Because I would do anything, no matter what it is And don't think that any bitch will come between them and me Corpses pile up in the basement, the children's room lights up When they tell you your daddy's crazy Just tell them, "Fuck off, you don't know what you're talking about" Because daddy was always there for his two babies With the gun under the pillow, I'll count the sheep with you Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na You two completely changed my world, it's paradoxical You make me softer and at the same time tougher than any gangster Because I braid hair during the day and change diapers But when you sleep, I go hunting And when it comes to it, only my finger twitches, never my eyelashes But I have a problem with other children who harass you I can't harm them, but you can That's why I'm teaching you: don't let anyone take advantage of you, no means no And if he doesn't get it, kick, hit, scratch and bite And if he kisses you, he'll fall off the climbing frame It's probably karma, I would say, if I didn't know better And if later the teachers convince you that fighting back is a mistake Then I'll visit them and distribute their livers and you'll have lessons from the substitute Outside, it's cold, icy winds blow But in here, everything is quiet, don't be afraid, lie down Tell the Sandman to bring sweet dreams Because otherwise I'll suffocate him with the pillow The world is dark, but the children's room lights up When they tell you your daddy was crazy Just tell them, "Fuck off, you don't know what you're talking about" Because daddy was always there for his two babies With the gun under the pillow, I'll count the sheep with you Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na