"Stop The Wedding" by Gravy Train!!!! is a satirical and comedic song that tells the story of a woman who meets a man and becomes infatuated with him. The lyrics are filled with humor, innuendos, and playful wordplay. The song begins with the protagonist recalling how she met the guy in May and heard rumors about his well-endowed physique and sexual prowess. However, the narrator admits that she might have been drunk or distracted by other things, like watching old TV shows. The chorus of the song sarcastically addresses anyone who objects to their supposed marriage, suggesting they should give up their objections and "ride my pony" instead. The lyrics playfully mock those who might be interested in her romantically, saying she only wanted a taste of "fried baloney," emphasizing the humorous and exaggerated nature of the song. The narrator then humorously describes an encounter where they engage in physical activity together, with references to doing jumping jacks and noticing something arousing in the guy's pants. The mention of the "running man" dance move suggests a moment of doubt about the guy's stamina, but before she can confront him, he unexpectedly cancels the wedding on the phone. As the song progresses, the lyrics take a more surreal turn, as the narrator mentions wearing a leotard made of gold lame, a type of fabric, and popping out of a cake at the guy's bachelor party. This exaggerated scenario adds to the humorous and nonsensical nature of the song. Overall, "Stop The Wedding" by Gravy Train!!!! is a whimsical and comedic tale that combines exaggerated scenarios, wordplay, and innuendos to create an entertaining and playful story. The lyrics are meant to be humorous rather than serious, and the song embraces a style of absurdity often found in comedy and satire.
