"The Object of My Affection" by Harley Poe tells the story of a protagonist who finds solace in their hobbies and objects rather than in human relationships. The lyrics depict a person who is introverted, struggles to connect with others, and finds comfort in their collection of figures, comics, movies, and music. They also express their love for a doll or figurine named Olivia, treating her as a real companion. The protagonist emphasizes that they don't need money, friends, or relationships with people because they have Olivia and their toys. They feel misunderstood by others but find satisfaction in their own unique and isolated world. The song also reflects on the protagonist's past experiences of being bullied and not having friends during their school years. Despite the inability to have a conversation with Olivia, the protagonist highlights that there are plenty of other activities they can enjoy together. The song implies a sense of possible mental instability as the protagonist interacts and has conversations with themselves. The repeated lines about Olivia not being a real female but still serving the protagonist when relationships fail suggests a reliance on fantasy and objects for emotional fulfillment. The lyrics echo the idea that the protagonist's attachment to Olivia and their toys is stronger than any human connection. The song concludes with the reminder that although Olivia is lifeless, she was never truly alive, so there is no need for tears or mourning. This reinforces the protagonist's preference for inanimate objects over real relationships. Overall, "The Object of My Affection" explores themes of isolation, introversion, and the substitution of human connection with material possessions and fantasy. It speaks to a sense of finding comfort and companionship in objects rather than forming deep connections with people.
