"Knife Throwing Contest" is a song by American experimental rock band Have A Nice Life. The lyrics describe a phone call where the person on the other end is in distress and possibly contemplating suicide. The narrator is worried but keeps their feelings quiet to try and help the person feel better. The title references a potentially deadly game where contestants throw knives at each other, highlighting the danger and desperation of the situation. The song also touches on the idea of lying and how it can ultimately lead to one's own demise. Overall, "Knife Throwing Contest" explores themes of mental health and the importance of being honest.