Herman's Hermits：Meaning of Oh Mr. Porter Songmeaning

"Oh Mr. Porter" is a song by Herman's Hermits about a girl who accidentally boards the wrong train and ends up at Crewe instead of Birmingham. She requests help from the train porter, Mr. Porter, to take her back to London as quickly as possible. The lyrics suggest that the girl is somewhat scatterbrained and realizes that her mistake was silly. The song highlights the importance of paying attention and double-checking travel plans to avoid getting lost or going in the wrong direction.