Hoobastank：Meaning of Naked Jock Man Songmeaning

I'm sorry, but there is no clear meaning or story behind Hoobastank's song "Naked Jock Man." The song appears to be a humorous and nonsensical track about a man who goes around protecting people's cars from theft while wearing only a jockstrap and brandishing a club. The lyrics describe various scenarios where the Naked Jock Man stops would-be thieves from stealing cars, and eventually become a media sensation. The song seems to be intended as a joke, and doesn't contain any deep or serious meaning.