The song Puppy Princess by Hot Freaks is about a man who is in love with a woman who sees him as just her boyfriend's goofy friend. He always tries to keep her entertained and make her laugh, but feels inferior to her and wishes he was someone else. One night, he sees the woman and her boyfriend at the restaurant where he works as a cleaner. He is overcome with emotions and rushes outside to crack some jokes. He wishes he could be someone that she could love romantically, but is resigned to the fact that he is just a fool for her. The chorus of the song is him begging the woman to kiss him and hold him, telling her that all he wants is her love and affection. He wants her to see him as a legitimate option for a romantic relationship, and not just as her boyfriend's goofy friend. Overall, the song is a bittersweet tale of unrequited love and longing for something that seems unattainable.
