"Little Chalkie" is a song by the Australian rock band Hunters & Collectors. The lyrics describe a desolate town and its people, with a focus on a character named Little Chalkie. The song reflects on the changes and hardships faced by the town and its inhabitants. The song starts with the lines "Here comes a ringing testimonial, Here comes the saddest song you've ever heard." This suggests that the following lyrics will convey a poignant and melancholic story. The song continues by mentioning a warehouse painted red, possibly symbolizing a vibrant past or a place of memories. The chorus emphasizes the singer's desire to testify about the town and its people, indicating an urge to tell their stories. The lyrics "Around my house, around my table, And I will testify, testify when I'm able" suggest a personal connection to the town and a determination to share its tale. The song then shifts to describe the town, explaining that everyone is sleeping and a person named Little Chalkie has gone out west to score. This line could refer to drug use or seeking opportunities elsewhere. The following line, "Passing by the metho's gate she dropped something, 'Cos our town doesn't stand there anymore," implies that the once-familiar landmarks and way of life are changing or disappearing. As the song progresses, it portrays the town as a teacher, symbolizing the lessons and experiences gained from living there. The town is described as a leader of children, guiding them where caution is necessary, akin to a wide load that requires carefulness. The lyrics then mention someone who loves the singer deeply but also expects hard work and dedication. The line "Three letters and a smile on a little white card" indicates the commitment and devotion required in this relationship. The song further mentions lying in the road on Debt Collectors day, implying a metaphorical or literal struggle concerning financial burdens or responsibilities. "Little Chalkie" is a reflective and evocative song that explores the plight of a town and its inhabitants, highlighting personal narratives and the dramatic changes they face.