"It's A Sick Thing" by Jack Stauber is a quirky and surreal song with cryptic lyrics that blend whimsical elements with darker undertones. The lyrics seem to depict a sense of confusion and unease, with a mix of nonsensical phrases and fragmented thoughts. The opening lines, "Eh-eh-eh (Hey, watch out!) (It's charging)" set a tone of anticipation and caution, as if warning the listener about something impending or dangerous. The next lines, "Elementary makes me happy / Our presenting of the evidence / Of your heart / Oh! (Aw, Jesus...)" suggest a childlike joy in simplicity ("Elementary makes me happy") contrasted with a deeper exploration of emotions ("presenting of the evidence / of your heart"). The sudden exclamation of "Oh! (Aw, Jesus...)" adds a touch of humor or exasperation to the mix. The following lines, "What's wrong with you? Not in place to let you go / I guess you'd want to say I believe it anyway / You've got a head start, now go enjoy it / May God forgive you, ABC, 23," are more opaque. They seem to touch on themes of separation or departure ("Not in place to let you go"), belief or acceptance despite uncertainty ("I guess you'd want to say I believe it anyway"), and perhaps a sense of forgiveness or resignation ("May God forgive you"). The reference to "ABC, 23" adds to the enigmatic nature of the lyrics, leaving interpretation open to the listener. Overall, "It's A Sick Thing" creates a surreal and slightly unsettling atmosphere through its whimsical yet cryptic lyrics, inviting listeners to interpret its meaning in their own way.