"Green" is a song by Jake Webber, and the lyrics describe his experience and lifestyle related to smoking marijuana. In the song, he talks about engaging in sexual activities in the back of a car, carrying a weapon for protection, and his love for smoking green (referring to marijuana). The lyrics also mention a hundred thousand dollars that he carries in his jeans, his preference for comfort (cozy slippers), and using lean (a type of cough syrup mixed with soda) as a recreational drug. The reference to jelly belly's and popping the bean is likely a metaphorical way of expressing the use of drugs. He mentions that he cannot be easily influenced or stopped by others, using the analogy of not being able to be "pinched," and continues to enjoy smoking marijuana. Jake then describes his daily life as resembling St. Patrick's Day, which is typically associated with wearing green attire and celebrating with green-themed festivities. He mentions that every day is like St. Patrick's Day for him because he constantly smokes green (marijuana) and enjoys the lifestyle associated with it. Overall, the song portrays Jake Webber's lifestyle and attitude towards marijuana use, expressing his enjoyment of smoking and embracing a carefree and rebellious nature. It's important to note that drug use and engaging in illegal activities mentioned in the song are not encouraged or supported.