"I Hate Long Goodbyes" is a song by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts. The lyrics suggest that the narrator has a casual and non-committal approach to relationships. The song begins by stating that the narrator never promised anything significant in the relationship, believing that the other person expects more from them than they are willing to offer. The narrator describes leaving as an intense experience but assures that they will return without giving a specific timeframe. They urge the other person to stop crying and wipe their tears away, emphasizing their dislike for prolonged goodbyes. The lyrics indicate that the narrator advised the other person to take action, possibly indicating that they encouraged a physical relationship. They mention feeling butterflies and observing the other person becoming emotionally overwhelmed when they made eye contact. The narrator explicitly states their dislike for extended goodbyes and urges the other person to avoid becoming neurotic or overly emotional. They insinuate that even though the moment they shared may have been enjoyable, they never expressed love or made any commitment. Overall, the song portrays a casual and nonchalant attitude towards relationships, emphasizing the narrator's aversion to emotional connections and a dislike for lengthy goodbyes.
