"What Would Waylon Do" is a country song by Joe Diffie and George Jones. The song tells the story of a band that is facing various problems while on tour, such as missing equipment, bad food, and unprofessional behavior from the opening act and the promoter. The band members ask themselves what Waylon Jennings, a legendary outlaw country musician known for his wild antics both on and off stage, would do in these situations. The song suggests that Waylon would kick in the door, shoot out the lights, and play a great show regardless of the obstacles. The lyrics also refer to Waylon's reputation for getting into trouble with the law and refusing to conform to Nashville's country music establishment. Overall, the song celebrates Waylon Jennings and his influence on the country music genre.
