The song "I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That" by Joe Diffie is about the desire to have problems that come with being wealthy and famous. The singer, who describes himself as a working-class man who doesn't have the luxury of paying for a suntan, dreams of having problems such as choosing between a Porsche or a stretch Cadillac. He contrasts his own problems with those of the rich and famous, who complain about luxury tax and having to choose between multiple romantic partners. The song is a commentary on the idea that everyone thinks the grass is greener on the other side. The singer imagines himself as a wealthy, thin, and young star who can't decide whether to kiss and tell or sell the rights to his life story for a movie. He concludes that he would like to have those kinds of problems because he thinks he could solve them. Overall, "I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That" is a tongue-in-cheek look at the notion that being rich and famous means having it all. The song suggests that even the problems of the wealthy and famous may not be as glamorous as they appear.
