"The More You Drink, The Better I Look" is a playful country song by Joe Diffie about a man who's been waiting for a woman at a bar for 13 hours. He's been sending her drinks all night in hopes that she will make a move on him. The more she drinks, the better he looks to her, although he admits that this may be an illusion caused by the alcohol. He just wants to have a little fun and some good honest dancing before heading back home. The song's lyrics suggest that alcohol can make people more sociable and attractive to each other, but also hint at the possibility that this can lead to bad decisions and regret. Overall, the song is a humorous take on the age-old concept of liquid courage.