The song "Baby I'll Come Back to You" by Joey + Rory is a humorous country song that plays with the idea of unlikely scenarios in order to express a lack of possibility of rekindling a burned-out romance. The lyrics predominantly use famous country music artists and their hypothetical impossible scenarios to underline the unlikelihood of the narrator returning to their ex-lover. The lyrics playfully suggest that if iconic figures like George Strait were to rock leather pants or if Alan Jackson were to join a boy band, it would be just as unlikely for the narrator to come back. The song continues to use humorous scenarios such as Hank Williams Jr. becoming a preacher, Willie Nelson giving up his iconic hairstyle or Dolly Parton getting a breast reduction. These scenarios represent a departure from the artists' known characteristics or lifestyles, illustrating that the chances of the narrator returning are minuscule. There are also references to contemporary artists like Chris Gaines (an alter ego of Garth Brooks) and Toby Keith, who are portrayed in absurd situations that are unlikely to happen. The mention of Brad Paisley forgetting how to play guitar or the narrator's own album selling a million copies adds to the comical nature of the song. Overall, "Baby I'll Come Back to You" is a humorous and lighthearted song that uses exaggerated scenarios to playfully convey the narrator's belief that their return to their ex-lover is highly unlikely.
