"Shakespeare Tragedies" is a comedic song by JonTron and The Gregory Brothers. It follows the story of a person who is consumed by a passionate and intense love affair. The song incorporates references to cautionary tales, Shakespeare's tragedies, and a character known as the "Milk Thug." The lyrics suggest that the protagonist has heard and experienced various cautionary tales and tragedies, but nothing can deter them from their current love interest. The line "When we first met, she had me, she had me" implies that the protagonist fell deeply in love with this person from the moment they met. The lyrics then introduce the character known as the "Milk Thug." This character is described as being cold-hearted or unfeeling, contrasting with the intense and star-crossed love the protagonist is experiencing. The use of the term "Milk Thug" is comedic and not meant to be taken literally. The song humorously explores the idea of trying to explain the concept of a star-crossed love to someone who is indifferent or uninterested, using the "Milk Thug" as an example of such a person. The comedic element comes from the contrasting emotions and the absurdity of trying to explain profound feelings to someone who lacks empathy. In summary, "Shakespeare Tragedies" is a lighthearted song that uses humor to depict a passionate love affair and the difficulty of explaining such intense feelings to someone who cannot relate. The references to cautionary tales, Shakespearean tragedies, and the character "Milk Thug" contribute to the comedic and playful nature of the song.
