The song "The Unrequited Kind" by Joshua Burnside explores themes of unrequited love, regret, and missed opportunities. The lyrics depict the protagonist stumbling down Sauchiehall Street on a Sunday morning, filled with fear that if they fall, they won't be able to get back up again. This can be interpreted as a metaphor for the fear of rejection and heartbreak that comes with confessing one's true feelings. As the protagonist reaches Charring Cross, they throw up and experience a feeling of being sixteen again. This suggests that they are reminiscing about a time when they were younger and perhaps more reckless in their pursuit of love. They recall drinking ten pints and passing out in an attempt to get closer to someone they desired, but admit that they didn't think through their plan. The seagulls laughing and the protagonist wiping their chin in the window symbolize the mocking nature of the situation and the feeling of embarrassment or disappointment. The reference to going to the casino and sticking a tenner on the red suggests that the protagonist wishes they had taken a risk or made a bold move, even if it meant experiencing a loss. This is a reflection of their desire to have at least tried and not to have simply settled for a mediocre outcome. The chorus repeats the phrase "No, I don't wanna break even with you" to emphasize the protagonist's refusal to settle for a mediocre, balanced or equal relationship. They don't want to just maintain a status quo or settle for being "just friends" with the person they desire. They yearn for more than just breaking even in their relationship, they want reciprocated feelings and a deeper connection. Overall, "The Unrequited Kind" portrays the inner turmoil, longing, and regret that can come with unrequited love. The song's story highlights the importance of taking risks, expressing one's true feelings, and not being content with simply breaking even in matters of the heart.
