"Like a Sloth" by JT Machinima is a comedic rap song that tells the story of sloths taking over the world. The song starts off by describing the sloths as warriors who have inherited the planet after humanity disappeared. Despite their slow speed, the sloths make up for it with their ability to pack heat (weapons) and their fashionable sense of style. The sloths are portrayed as powerful and fearless creatures, comparing themselves to monsters and even having animal control as their enemy. They invite their friends, referred to as the "Beastly Boys," to join them in their conquest. The chorus of the song emphasizes the sloth's pride and confidence, stating that they are proud, stylish, and always wearing a smile. They are loud, on the prowl, and devouring everything in their path. The sloths declare themselves as the rulers, "crowning" themselves as the bosses. Throughout the song, there are various comedic elements. The sloths mention swinging lightsabers like Jedi, referencing famous characters like Aaron Burr, and humorously suggest getting a buffet at Pizza Hut. They also mention being desired by lady sloths and the high cost of hoverboards. In the latter part of the song, the lyrics take a humorous turn as the sloths discuss their love for pizza and the digestive issues it causes. They joke about their diet leading to constipation and the need for Pepto Bismol. Overall, "Like a Sloth" is a lighthearted and playful song that uses humor and exaggeration to portray sloths as powerful, fashionable, and dominant creatures in a comedic and entertaining manner.
