The Mob Rap, Pt. 5 by JT Machinima is a song that features various Minecraft mobs rapping about their unique attributes and abilities. The song begins with Grandpa Jenkins expressing his distress upon hearing the "creepy music" that signifies the presence of the mobs. The first mob to rap is Stray, who welcomes everyone to the fifth reunion and asks if someone said "rap." Grandpa Jenkins is alarmed and pleads for help. The lyrics then introduce Skeleton, who boasts about his archery skills and cold bars. Husk, not a zombie but a husk, follows, talking about his ability to survive in the sun and his hunger-inducing punches. Polar Bear, an iced-out bear, takes the stage next, warning against messing with his cub and threatening to use the enemy's bones to floss his jaws. The chorus follows, with the narrator expressing their frustration at the constant mob attacks and their surprise at having survived up to Part 5. Endermite follows, clarifying that he is not a silverfish and highlighting his tight raps. Enderman appears and expresses his hatred for Endermites. Two rabbits then interject, with Rabbit 1 asking for carrots and apologizing for eating crops. Chicken enters the scene, joking about chickens being the best at breeding. The Killer Bunny interrupts, claiming superiority over the wolf. Guardian then warns adventurers to be prepared before entering Atlantis and mentions its laser vision and thorns. Ocelot, representing the cats, states his preference for fish and his distaste for dogs. Shulker, from the End dimension, talks about his levitation abilities and teleportation. The Donkey complains about being mistreated as a servant. Horse humorously points out that donkeys are not as fast. The Creeper enters, declaring his intention to blow things up and mentioning his long-standing rivalry with ocelots. Ghast tries to make a pun but is silenced by the Creeper. The chorus repeats, and the song concludes with Grandpa Jenkins waking up, relieved that it was only a nightmare. Overall, The Mob Rap, Pt. 5 is a playful rap song that gives voice to some of the iconic creatures in the Minecraft game. The lyrics highlight the mobs' abilities, personalities, and interactions in a humorous and entertaining way.
