The song "The Next Console War" by JT Machinima is a rap about the rivalry between the PlayStation 4 (PS4) and the Xbox One gaming consoles. The song explores the decision-making process of choosing which console to buy and highlights the strengths and weaknesses of each. The lyrics begin with a courtroom setting, emphasizing the seriousness and intensity of the console war. The artist expresses frustration with having to pick sides and feeling torn between the two consoles. They mention the high stakes of the decision, as it feels like breaking someone's heart. The song then delves into a comparison between the features and capabilities of the PS4 and Xbox One. The artist praises Xbox One's Kinect technology, which can recognize users and even has a personal robot. However, they express concerns about the potential invasion of privacy and the constant surveillance aspect. They also discuss the advantages of the PS4, such as being $100 cheaper and not requiring a mandatory camera. They highlight the ability to share games and the impressive gaming engine. The artist humorously mentions their intention to "steal" games that can be shared. The song touches on the online gaming services of both consoles. Xbox Live is praised for its long-standing quality, while PlayStation Network (PSN) is criticized for not being as well-developed. The artist notes that PlayStation Plus enhances the gaming experience but is an additional cost. The lyrics then address some of the controversies surrounding both consoles. The Xbox One's initial policies and restrictions are mocked as a "total disaster" leading to backlash from fans. The artist also points out flaws in the design of the PS4 and its share of defective disc drives and GPUs. The song concludes with the artist acknowledging the ongoing competition and trash talk between console fans. They express frustration at the pressure to make a decision and ultimately decide to buy both consoles. However, when faced with the high cost of owning both, they angrily revert back to the older Nintendo Wii console. The song combines humor, sarcasm, and a critical analysis of the PS4 and Xbox One consoles. It reflects the passion and divided opinions of gamers during the console war period, providing a lighthearted take on the intense competition between the two giants in the gaming industry.
