The song "Prepare To Be Probed" by JT Music is a humorous and tongue-in-cheek take on the theme of alien invasions and the commonly depicted scenarios of extraterrestrials conducting experiments on humans, particularly through rectal examinations. The lyrics of the song revolve around the concept of aliens visiting Earth and performing these examinations, while also playing with various sci-fi and space-related references. The song begins with a "public service announcement" from the aliens, announcing their intention to administer age-required examinations and jokingly warning humans to be prepared to be probed. The lyrics then portray the alien narrator as an unconventional but professional examiner, discussing the importance of colon cancer prevention and making references to popular culture, such as the movie ET and the Cold War. The song continues with a play on words and innuendos related to the examinations, using humor to address the uncomfortable nature of the subject. It explores the idea of aliens abducting humans, checking below to see if they have been previously abducted, and discussing gender roles and sexuality in a lighthearted way. The lyrics also include references to space travel, rock legend Elton John, and the game Whack-a-Mole. The second part of the song features a featured artist, Dan Bull, who takes on the perspective of another alien invader and adds his own twist to the theme. He sarcastically addresses the invasion, the aliens' attempts to locate him, and the awkwardness of the situation. The lyrics end on a darker note when he realizes that he and others may not survive the invasion. Overall, the song uses humor and satire to explore the concept of alien invasions and the idea of rectal examinations by extraterrestrials. It combines sci-fi references, wordplay, and a jovial tone to entertain listeners while addressing a subject that may otherwise be uncomfortable or taboo.
