"Julie London's song 'Well, Sir' is a melancholic tale of unrequited love and heartbreak. The lyrics describe the narrator sitting in a lonely bar and finding solace in the company and drinks. The narrator admits that they don't feel like discussing their denied dreams but acknowledges that it might be good to get it off their chest. As the conversation progresses, the narrator reveals that there isn't much to tell about their situation. They fell in love at first sight with someone, and it hasn't been reciprocated. The narrator admits to not doing well and wanting to retreat into their shell to escape the spell this person has cast over them. They feel sorry for themselves, knowing it's not productive, but they can't help it because there is no one else to care about their pain. In the end, the narrator requests one last drink, a scotch and seltzer, before bidding farewell. The song conveys a sense of resignation and longing for someone who doesn't feel the same way, ultimately leaving the narrator feeling lonely and despondent. The overall meaning of 'Well, Sir' is the expression of unrequited love, the pain it causes, and the sense of isolation that follows. Julie London's smooth and emotive vocals enhance the emotional depth of the lyrics, creating a poignant and somber atmosphere throughout the song."
