The song "Impressive" by Junior Doctor talks about someone who is constantly hearing negative things being said about them but chooses to ignore them. This person acknowledges that they usually let these things go, but the frequency of the criticism suggests that the person speaking about them needs help. The narrator invites the person to blame them for their problems because they are strong enough to handle it. They then encourage this person to continue talking and putting on a show for others because that is all they seem to do. The narrator sarcastically agrees that this person is the reason for their success and acknowledges their supposed impressiveness. However, the narrator also defends themselves, saying they have tried their best to resolve conflicts by reaching out and making efforts to clear the air. But the person being referred to is never available, choosing to hide instead. The narrator points out that the person is responsible for creating a mess and with each passing minute, they find themselves caring less about them. In the final verses, the narrator suggests that the person tries to drown their sorrows with alcohol, cigarettes, and prescription pills, hoping that they will forget the consequences of their actions. The person has lost the respect of their friends one by one, and the song concludes with a toast to the person's disregard for their friendships and their tendency to betray them. Overall, "Impressive" portrays the frustration and disappointment the narrator feels towards someone who constantly creates drama and fails to take responsibility for their actions, ultimately leading to the loss of their friendships.
