The song "I Don't Wanna Be Free" by Markiplier & The Gregory Brothers is a satirical and comedic take on the concept of prison life. The lyrics depict a narrator who is content and even happy living in prison, rather than seeking freedom in the outside world. The song begins with the narrator questioning why anyone would want to break out of prison, as they believe there are numerous benefits to being incarcerated. They highlight how the outside world fears making mistakes that could lead to imprisonment, while they enjoy a carefree life. The narrator sarcastically explains the perks of prison life, such as not having to worry about making ends meet, enjoying leisure activities like tanning and resting, and not having to pay for amenities as others do. They further describe the daily routine of prison life, including satisfying activities like taking hot showers, playing sports like basketball, exercising, and even engaging in mischief like attacking rookie guards. They also mention the excitement of having a brief conjugal visit. The song introduces various humorous characters within the prison, emphasizing their eccentricities and unique skills, such as making homemade alcohol in a toilet tank. Despite having what may seem like a "trash pedigree" or low social status, the narrator feels elevated within the prison community, describing themselves as "bourgeoisie." The chorus repeatedly emphasizes the narrator's desire to remain in prison rather than seeking freedom, as they believe the life they have is preferable to the struggles and challenges of the outside world. They jokingly express that living the same way on the outside would require them to be extremely wealthy. Towards the end of the song, the narrator reveals a dark twist, referencing having killed their own mother. However, it is important to note that this is a fictional and exaggerated scenario used to add dark humor to the song. Overall, "I Don't Wanna Be Free" humorously satirizes the idea of prison life, highlighting the absurdity of preferring imprisonment over freedom and finding twisted delight in the peculiarities of the prison community.
