The song "I Wanna Guinea Pig For Christmas" by Parry Gripp is a light-hearted and playful holiday song about a child's desire to have a guinea pig as a Christmas gift. The lyrics express the child's preference for a furry friend with a fuzzy face over typical presents like an Xbox or a new PlayStation. The song begins with the child asking Santa to grant their wish for a guinea pig, spelling out the word "guinea pig" (G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G) to emphasize their desire. The child feels lonely and believes that bringing a guinea pig into their life will bring them joy and companionship. The chorus repeats the child's plea for Santa to fulfill their wish, emphasizing their longing for a guinea pig. The lyrics also highlight the child's frustration, questioning why Santa hasn't listened to their plea and urging him to find a guinea pig and bring it to them. Overall, the song captures the excitement and anticipation of a child during the holiday season, showcasing their strong desire for a specific gift that will bring them happiness and fulfillment.