"The Eton Rifles" is a song by the British band The Jam, released in 1979. The song was written by the band's lead singer and guitarist, Paul Weller, and it addresses social class and class conflict in Britain. The lyrics depict a clash between working-class youth and upper-class students from Eton College, a prestigious private school. The opening lines, "Sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough," suggest a confrontation or fight taking place near Slough, a town near Eton. The song expresses a sense of resentment and frustration towards the privileged upper class. The line "Get out your mat and pray to the West, I'll get out mine and pray for myself" reflects a feeling of self-reliance and determination among the working class, who believe they cannot rely on the upper class. The lyrics also criticize the upper class for their ignorance and privilege. The line "All that rugby puts hairs on your chest, what chance have you got against a tie and a crest?" implies that the upper class is accustomed to physical competition and elitist symbols, making it difficult for the working class to challenge their power. The song also touches on political themes. The reference to tearing down the House of Commons and composing a revolutionary symphony suggests a desire for revolution and change. However, the line "Left me standing like a guilty schoolboy" implies that despite the working class's efforts, they are left feeling powerless and defeated. The chorus, "Hello-Hurray - what a nice day for the Eton Rifles," sarcastically comments on the privileged lifestyle of the Eton College students. It suggests that while they may enjoy their elite status, the working class view them as disconnected from the struggles of ordinary people. Overall, "The Eton Rifles" is a commentary on social inequality and class struggle. The song critiques the privilege and ignorance of the upper class while expressing the frustrations and determination of the working class.
