The song "Den Bedste Julesang Ever" by Ude Af Kontrol is a Danish Christmas song with explicit lyrics that mix traditional holiday themes with explicit and humorous content. The lyrics are full of sarcasm and adult themes, and may not be suitable for all audiences. The song starts with the singer saying that he won't receive any gifts because he has been "naughty" and has had too much sex and smoked too much marijuana. However, he doesn't seem to mind because he has what he needs. He mentions having cocaine on his "æbleskiver" (traditional Danish Christmas dish) and his jaw itching from it. He also mentions his uncle floating and dancing with him around the Christmas tree. The chorus of the song encourages listeners to celebrate and have fun, even if they had a bad day. It suggests raising a drink and cheering, while emphasizing the explicit language. The lyrics continue with the singer joking about his drunkenness and the sexual innuendos related to Christmas. He mentions getting drunk, being intimate with someone's wife, and the presence of three friends who will engage in inappropriate behavior. Overall, the song is meant to be humorous and provocative, while also showcasing the artist's rebellious and carefree attitude towards the traditional expectations of Christmas. It is important to note that the song uses explicit language and sexually suggestive lyrics, and may not be appropriate for everyone.
