"Trainride in Russia" (Poezd Po Rossii) is a song by the German heavy metal band U.D.O., fronted by vocalist Udo Dirkschneider. The lyrics include both English and Russian verses, showcasing the band's experience during a train ride through Russia. The song begins by describing the train journey through Russia. It emphasizes the vastness and endlessness of the country, symbolized by the continuous and steady progress of the train. The reference to "sto gram" (a hundred grams) and "vperëd" (forward) represents the Russian tradition of toasting and moving forward with determination. The lyrics then shift to the band's specific experience during a concert tour in Russia. They mention returning from Kazakhstan and facing the challenge of missing gear. However, the fans were enthusiastic and ready, and the band gave an unforgettable performance. The chorus highlights the train ride as a pivotal moment for the band. It becomes an anthem of celebration and camaraderie, toasting "Nastrovje man to man" (Cheers, man to man). The rolling of the wheels and the vastness of the Russian landscape symbolize the beginnings of their journey. The verses mention some specific characters encountered during their trip. Igor and Fitty are mentioned as being naked and arguing, representing the lighthearted and boisterous nature of their journey. Swetlana, a Russian woman, is praised for her kindness and for showing Lorenzo (possibly a band member) the "Russian way." These characters add a personal touch to the song. The lyrics then mention a challenge that their crew faced, where they competed against Russian locals in a "vodka race." The band's crew was ultimately defeated, highlighting the Russians' expertise in drinking vodka. Stefan's fear of flying is also mentioned, symbolizing the band's overcoming of their own fears and challenges during their tour. The song also references Udo Dirkschneider, known for his distinctive voice, as the star who is admired by the army, air force, and other military forces. This shows the impact and admiration the band receives during their performances in Russia. Overall, "Trainride in Russia" is a tribute to the band's experiences on a train journey through Russia. It captures the excitement, challenges, camaraderie, and unforgettable moments that they encountered during their concert tour in the country.