The song "Black Cold Coffee" by UFO is about two characters named Captain Midnight and Captain Cruise. They are out on the ocean, facing difficulties similar to a storm of bad news. The lyrics describe three monkeys in a plastic mac (raincoat) trying to fit inside a paper sack, which suggests the characters are faced with challenges and limitations. The characters are seen cooking up an alibi and some steam, implying that they are trying to come up with excuses and solutions for their predicament. They are in the midst of madness, somewhere in Orleans, which could symbolize a state of chaos or confusion. Captain Midnight and Captain Cruise had a plan and a plot, but unfortunately, all they got were beggars and blues. This suggests that their intentions and efforts may not have resulted in the desired outcome, leaving them disappointed or frustrated. The references to "black cold coffee" and "black Irish soup" create a sense of something bitter or unpleasant. These phrases might symbolize the hardships or difficult circumstances the characters are facing. The image of cold food on a silver spoon may also imply a lack of fulfillment or satisfaction. The lyrics mention a character named Baby, who is wishing on a wishing well and moving up in life, symbolized by ringing her bell. However, the lyrics suggest that she cannot achieve her aspirations solely through material possessions, indicated by the line "Can't fly to heaven on a Persian rug." Instead, the suggestion is made to put some coins in the old sailor mug, perhaps indicating that real progress requires genuine efforts and support from others. The characters, Captain Midnight and Captain Cruise, travelled together from the coast, east of Aldgate, silently like ghosts. This line suggests they are moving stealthily or quietly, possibly indicating a secretive or hidden nature of their activities. They have a scam or scheme, targeting drunks and bums who are counting beans. This indicates that they may be involved in deceiving or taking advantage of vulnerable individuals. Overall, the song "Black Cold Coffee" portrays a story of two characters facing challenges and disappointment in their endeavors. It emphasizes the bitter and unsatisfying aspects of their situation and suggests that true progress requires more than material desires.
