The song "If I Can Find A Clean Shirt" by Waylon Jennings is a playful and lighthearted conversation between two friends, Willie and Waylon. The lyrics depict a conversation where Waylon is hesitant about going on an adventure to the border with Willie. Waylon begins by telling Willie not to look at him persuasively because he knows him very well – just like he's read every page of a paperback book. He asserts that he understands what Willie is thinking, or rather not thinking. Waylon considers himself as an experienced individual with a sharp memory ("perfect recall") who can see through Willie's intentions. Waylon then explicitly states that he doesn't want to go to the border with Willie that night. He mentions the potential risks involved, such as drinking tequila and taking chances with their lives. He suggests that the women in that area are crazy and love to party until daylight. Initially, Waylon decides against going, but jokingly adds that if he can find a clean shirt, he might just change his mind. Willie, surprised by Waylon's response, clarifies that he wasn't talking about any specific activities at the border. He mentions that sometimes he just likes to wear his spurs and his old Mexican hat, implying a desire for a fun and carefree time. He recalls their previous trip to the border and the fun they had. However, he humorously mentions that when they woke up from their escapade, Waylon had a strange tattoo and someone had styled his hair. In the end, Waylon repeats that he still doesn't want to go to the border with Willie that night. However, he acknowledges the allure of the women and the possibility of enjoying the party until daylight. With a hint of playful resignation, he humorously adds that if he can find a clean shirt, he might reconsider his decision and join in the adventure. Overall, the song "If I Can Find A Clean Shirt" is a light-hearted conversation between two friends discussing the idea of going on a border journey infused with humor, friendship, and a casual approach to life's adventures.
