The song "Too Dumb For New York City" by Waylon Jennings talks about the singer's experiences in two major cities in the United States: New York City and Los Angeles (L.A.). In the first verse, the narrator expresses how out of place he feels in New York City. He describes himself as a naïve and inexperienced person from a rural background (green down to the core, red neck glowing). The hustle and bustle of the city overwhelms him, and he becomes an easy target for scammers and con artists (peeled me like an apple). The chorus suggests that New York City is not the right place for the narrator. He feels pushed and shoved and almost mugged, indicating the city's fast-paced and sometimes dangerous environment. As a result, he comes to the conclusion that New York is not meant for him. In the second verse, the narrator moves to Los Angeles, specifically to Hollywood. He hopes to find his place among the glamorous world of movies and fame. However, he soon realizes that the superficiality and phoniness of L.A. culture are not suited to his humble nature. Despite his confidence in his appearance (the way I walk, the way I talk), he encounters rejection and false promises (don't call me, I'll call you). The narrator contrasts the unreliable nature of Hollywood with the directness and honesty found in New York City. While people in L.A. may not say what they truly think, in New York, there is never any doubt about what people mean. The song's final chorus reiterates the narrator's belief that he belongs somewhere in the middle of the country (somewhere in the middle, is the land I love the most). He states that he doesn't fit the societal standards of beauty in California (I ain't California pretty), nor does he possess the intelligence or sophistication associated with New York City (I'm too dumb for New York City). The narrator concludes by expressing that he feels rejected by both cities, highlighting his belief that he is too ugly for L.A. Overall, "Too Dumb For New York City" portrays the narrator's struggles to fit into the fast-paced and competitive atmospheres of New York City and L.A. He ultimately finds solace and belonging in the middle of the country rather than the extremes represented by these two iconic cities.
