Never judge a person by the size of their house. Nup. Judge them by what they can do with a few tools and a discarded chunk of wood they found in hard rubbish. Having sweated on this judgey motif most of my life I decided to make a new friend a new paddle made from an old bed. I should have been cutting the lawns, painting the house or cleaning the barn, but this was way more fun and I knew the bloke I was giving it too would be tickled pink.
