The song "Hail To The Man" by Brian Hyland is about a man who chooses to live alone and enjoys his independence. He doesn't need a woman or a wife, and he's always on the lookout for new adventures. He's carefree and lives life on his own terms without anyone telling him what to do. The song praises this man and celebrates his ability to take care of himself without any help from others. He makes his own coffee, cooks his own meals, and does his own laundry. He's completely self-sufficient and doesn't need anyone else to help him live his life. However, as the song progresses, the lyrics suggest that this man's lifestyle comes with its own set of problems. He's constantly in search of new experiences and can't seem to settle down. He calls up friends looking for parties and nights of sin, but he's still alone at the end of the day. As he gets older, he realizes that he's missed out on something important. He's sitting alone, wondering where his life has gone and why he's still alone. The song is a cautionary tale, warning against becoming too wrapped up in one's independence and missing out on the joys of true connection and love.