"Conventional Ride" is a song by Marika Hackman. The lyrics describe a relationship where the narrator feels like she is constantly trying to fulfill the expectations of her partner. She portrays herself as a girl he may have idealized, a fantasy that he loves to admire. However, she feels that maintaining this ideal image is impossible and feels restricted by it. The line "Four hands, two mouths, is that not enough, the feminine touch?" suggests that the narrator feels like she is giving her all to the relationship, but it still seems insufficient. She questions whether her partner needs a more conventional or traditional relationship, perhaps one that aligns with societal norms. The lyrics also touch upon their sexual relationship, where the narrator believes their sex life is satisfying, represented by "XX, our sex is best." However, she also observes that her partner seems unhappy or unsatisfied, leading her to question if he needs a more conventional sexual experience or expectation. Throughout the song, the narrator's frustration and weariness with pretending to be someone she's not become apparent. She mentions being a "nun" and expresses her desire to change the dynamics of the relationship. Overall, "Conventional Ride" explores themes of societal expectations, gender roles, and the pressure to conform. It reflects the narrator's struggle to maintain a relationship where she feels valued and fulfilled, while also challenging the need for traditional or conventional dynamics.
