"Readers Wives" is a song by British musician Dave Edmunds. Released in 1978, it is a humorous and tongue-in-cheek song about a man who enjoys looking at explicit adult magazines featuring photographs of ordinary women, known as "readers' wives." The lyrics depict a man who has a particular preference for women of different shapes and sizes, emphasizing that everyone has their own unique tastes. He mentions both short and tall women, as well as big and small girlfriends, suggesting that beauty comes in all forms and sizes. The man in the song frequents a corner stand where he can purchase these magazines and enjoy browsing through them to satisfy his curiosity. The mention of a mugger carrying knives adds an element of danger and excitement to the scenario. Throughout the song, Edmunds humorously describes various women featured in the magazines. He mentions a "big blonde Betty" who can entertain a large group of people for a specific fee. He also references Maria, who is willing to perform for a mere beer, highlighting the diverse range of individuals that appear in these publications. The lyrics also touch on the contrast between petite and busty women, with one woman being described as standing at four foot three and the "big ones" starting at a 44D bra size. This further emphasizes the song's theme of presenting different preferences and tastes. Overall, "Readers Wives" is a lighthearted and playful song that explores the concept of personal attractions and desires. It showcases Edmunds' ability to create catchy melodies combined with witty and humorous lyrics.
