The song "Big Red Arthur" by Electric Six tells a story about a character named Big Red Arthur and the events surrounding him. The lyrics describe a night where Big Red Arthur tries to make things right. However, he ends up landing on spikes and will never see Christmas again. The song also mentions business men who indulge in foie gras and engage in questionable activities. It implies that sometimes in life, you have to make difficult choices about which wrongdoers should face consequences. Big Red Arthur is portrayed as someone who finds amusement in bidding farewell to the world. On Boxing Day, the protagonist's parents attempt to explain ballistics, yet it is met with sadness and disappointment as promised gifts never materialize. The protagonist then takes to throwing rocks at windows in town to pass the time, highlighting their frustration. In a bizarre turn of events, a mysterious creature made of fire and snakes appears to the protagonist, suggesting they go out for tea and cakes. The lyrics reflect on the unpredictability of life, stating that sometimes we control our fate, and other times we are at the mercy of external circumstances. The song hints at the existence of another character similar to Big Red Arthur, suggesting that there may be others like him greasing up their bodies for a similar fate. Overall, "Big Red Arthur" conveys a sense of disillusionment, disappointment, and the dark humor that can be found in life's absurdities.