"1, 2, 3... Slam!" by Guttermouth is a punk rock song that tells the story of a person who is biracial, with one parent being white and the other black. The lyrics sarcastically address the stereotypes and difficulties the narrator faces due to their mixed race background. The song opens by introducing the narrator's parents, one white and one black, highlighting the stark contrast between them. The narrator acknowledges that people might think they should be glad about their biracial identity, but proceeds to express confusion and uncertainty about their racial identity, referring to themselves as a "half breed." The lyrics also touch upon physical attributes associated with different races, such as having fair yet tan skin and kinky hair when waking up but straight hair when going to bed. This highlights the complexity of the narrator's appearance and challenges they may face in fitting into societal norms. The song then humorously portrays the cultural differences within the narrator's family. The father speaks "jive talk," a reference to African-American Vernacular English, while the mother is portrayed as a "honky," a derogatory term for a white person. The lyrics emphasize the narrator's confusion about their identity and the mixed cultural experiences they go through. The second verse shifts to portray the family's meals, illustrating more cultural contrasts. The narrator describes black eyed peas with a pot roast, hot dogs on Friday nights, and country-fried chicken, showcasing a blend of African-American and white culinary traditions. The chorus introduces drug use as a coping mechanism. The narrator sings about needing something to ease the pain, leading them to steal their parents' credit cards and use them to buy cocaine. This represents a rebellious and destructive behavior, likely influenced by their struggle with identity and societal pressures. Throughout the song, the narrator expresses frustration, confusion, and a sense of not belonging. The lyrics mock racial stereotypes, challenge societal expectations, and highlight the narrator's struggle to find their own identity in a world that often categorizes people based on race.