The lyrics to "When Hell Freezes Over" by Guttermouth depict a sarcastic and mocking tone towards aging rock bands, particularly Ozzy Osbourne, Motley Crue, and Kiss. The song expresses disbelief and humor at the fact that these bands are still performing despite their old age. The narrator of the song questions and ridicules the age of the performers, jokingly suggesting that they must be at least 70 years old. They also mock their physical ailments and surgeries, such as bypass surgery and hip replacements. The lyrics playfully suggest that these aging rockers should retire and engage in more low-energy activities associated with the elderly, like shuffleboard, bingo, and macramé. The song also includes references to the classic Black Sabbath song "Paranoid," with the line "Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind." This line is a nod to the original lyrics from "Paranoid," adding to the overall sarcastic and humorous tone of the song. Overall, "When Hell Freezes Over" is a satirical and tongue-in-cheek commentary on aging rock stars and the persistence of their careers despite their age.
