Heart's song "Private Audition" tells the story of a singer who lands an important opportunity for a private audition. The protagonist is filled with excitement and anticipation, but also experiences sleepless nights due to nerves and disbelief that their big chance has finally come. The singer follows a fashion doll down a famous hall, who assures them that their wait won't be long and instructs them to take a number. This suggests that there are many other hopefuls waiting for their chance as well. Feeling determined to impress and show their talent, the protagonist vows to give it their all, not knowing the outcome. They are eager to prove themselves, hoping to make a lasting impression in their private audition. However, the singer struggles to understand what they did wrong after their performance. They believe they delivered an impressive performance, but the response they receive is not what they expected. The performer may have misinterpreted what the casting director was seeking. The protagonist recounts offering a variety of songs, including iconic tunes like "Swanee River," "The Stars and Stripes Forever," and "Pal O' Mine." However, the casting director was apparently looking for something different, as they mentioned "casting for his couch." This line suggests that the audition was not just about the singing but possibly required a more intimate aspect, which surprises and confuses the singer. In the end, the singer reflects on the experience and realizes that they wish they had known beforehand what the casting director was truly seeking. The song emphasizes the lessons learned from this unsuccessful audition and the need for clarity and understanding in such situations. Overall, "Private Audition" explores the anticipation, disappointment, and self-reflection that can occur in the pursuit of a career in the entertainment industry.